August 01, 2006

The Last of the V8 Interceptors (or Shooting Fish in a Barrel)

Wherein Our Hero Kicks Some Anti-Semite Ass

Peter demands blood and I must obey. Who is Peter you ask? Is he the voice in my head that tells me secrets about Kelly Ripa that I shouldn't ought to know? That's between me and my Zoloft, Sugartits.

So, am I surprised that Mel Gibson went all Hutton Gibson on that poor sheriff who pulled him over? Hell no, I'm not. So why are you? Hate is learned easy and unlearned hard. And if you haven't got a reason to unlearn it, you never will. If you were expecting him pull an Ingo Hasselbach and repudiate his beliefs, well you haven't been paying attention to what he says and does, starting with the goddamn christ movie. Remember, what he said back then, "Some of my best friends are Jewish," (which is of course code for, "I don't know whom I hate more, the Jews or myself")?

My only problem is the timing of the whole episode. The LA Times is running a daily attrocity exhibition of the Israeli incursion into Lebanon on the front page and it makes some people condone the sentiments expressed by the star of "Bird on a Wire" as being political, rather than racist. So let me be clear, not all Jews support the attack on Lebanon, and not all Jews support the continued refusal of the Israeli state to deal fairly with the Palestinian people.

I was, however, delighted to hear that he pulled the old, "You'll never work in this town again!/Don't you know who I am?" routine while in lockup. Note to my huge celebrity readership (and that means you, Mike Lookinland), if you ever find yourself resorting to either of these gambits, you've already lost.


Looks like Mel has issued a statement saying that he isn't an anti-Semite, after all.
In that case, never mind, we take it all back. And of course we'll help you with your recovery. Because if we don't, it's all our fault, right Mel?

Posted by krudman at August 1, 2006 09:11 AM | TrackBack
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